ASSHELMET
Crypto gets weird. Asshelmet embraces the joke without pretending the joke is a financial plan. $ASS is a simple memecoin and public experiment built around transparency, community and the radical idea that you should know what you're buying.
HIGHER STANDARDS.
We aren't here to reinvent finance.
We're here to make a ridiculous coin without ridiculous secrets. No fake utility. No guaranteed moon. No mysterious wizard behind twelve wallets. Just $ASS, out in public, wearing proper protective equipment.
Same Ass.
Higher Standards.
Keep the gimmicks out.
$ASS is intended to be a memecoin, not a promise of yield, passive income or revolutionary financial technology.
Founder bag in daylight.
The founder wallet and holdings will be disclosed after launch so nobody has to play Guess That Wallet.
No manufactured hype.
No fake volume, wash trading, secret presale or promises that somebody else will make you rich. The meme has to survive on its own ass.
KNOW
YOUR ASS.
$ASS launched publicly on Pump.fun with no presale. The founder acquired 7.6M $ASS at genesis — 0.76% of the 1B supply — and creator rewards were configured to go to qualifying holders, not the creator. Mayhem Mode was left off.
$ASS IS LIVE.
This is the canonical contract address. Verify it before interacting with $ASS. If the address doesn't match this page, it isn't our Ass.